What Do You Have in your Amulet?

What do you have in your amulet? "Garlic!" Are you sure? "Garlic!"

Pi Rays = Probability Waves

I believe that pi rays are probability waves, and that probability waves are probably instantaneous waves. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

White Magic Is the Magic of the Visible Spectrum

White magic is the magic of the visible spectrum, because their is no such thing as white magic (white light). In other words, white power is a myth. Therefore, if one is white, then one is all the colors of the visible spectrum without knowing it, because one's mind is in the dark, hiding from the sun (sunbonnet). Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Schrodinger's Cat Paradox and Free Will

Schrodinger's Cat Paradox means that human beings do and do not have free will all at the same time. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Loyalty Oaths and the US Constitution

When people swear loyalty oaths to the US Constitution, it means loyalty to the US Constitution, and not to the Commander in Chief, the US Congress, the Supreme Court, the Governors of their respective states, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Dialectical Materialism and the Masses

Dialectical materialism wasn't really a philosophy for the masses, because the masses could not understand dialectical materialism. Dialectical materialism was extremely elitist garbage, that was designed to fuck up the minds of the elites. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

It Is Constitutional to Seek Aid from Foreign Governments

It is Constitutional to seek aid from foreign governments in order to protect the US Constitution from enemies foreign and domestic. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

All Genes Are the Black Trait

All genes are the black trait, because from one comes many, and from many come one. E. Pluribus Unum. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Scandinavia = Scan the Navyer = Read My Books!

Scandinavia = Scan the Navyer = Read my books! Navyer = Navigator. Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Tonette = 123 - 1234 - 34

Tonette = 123 - 1234 - 34 Break it on down 4321 - 321 - 21 http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/textt/Tonette.html Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

Goya Foods = Goya Was a Painter

Goya Foods = Goya was a painter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Goya Believe it or not! QED! (6/16/09)

The American Bald Eagle = The American Bold Eagle

The American Bald Eagle = The American Bold Eagle. Because it dares to go where no man or woman has gone before. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! The American Bald Eagle (6/16/09)

Coffers Mean Treasury

Coffers mean treasury, and not coffins or tombs. http://www.ustreas.gov/ Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

Vault = Volt

Vault = Volt. Like in vaulted ceilings, for instance. Believe it or not! QED! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffer (6/17/09)

All Potentates Are Ravens

All potentates are ravens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

If One's Knowledge Legacy Was Stolen, How Does One Get It Back?

If one's knowledge legacy was stolen, how does one get it back? Isn't it through education? In other words, the people educated can never defeated. Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

Nubia - Reference Center

Nubia - reference center: http://www.referencecenter.com/ref/reference/Nubia/Nubia?invocationType=ar1clk&flv=1 Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

The US Constitution and the Bill of Rights

The US Constitution can defend itself by any means so long as it does not violate the Bill of Rights, because to repeal the Bill of Rights is unconstitutional. All the Amendments below the Bill of Rights cannot be repealed, unless they violate the Bill of Rights. Also, nothing in the US Constitution can be repealed, unless it violates the Bill of Rights. Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

The Bilderberg Group

The Bilderberg Group = The Build a Pyramid Group = I will leave it to your imagination, if you have any. Believe it or not! QED! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group (6/17/09)

The US Military

The US Military is one of my strongest supporters, because I am still standing. Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

I Believe in Capitalism, but Capitalism Has to be Policed

I believe in capitalism, but capitalism has to be policed by governmental agencies around the world. Businesses should have rules of engagement analogous to military field manuals, but without the bloodshed. In other words, B2B = B slash counter slash B = L, where L equals liberty, and B equals business. B2B = L. Of course, I am speaking figuratively, and not literally. In other words, businesses should not be in the business of having people killed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/17/09)

Arthur Fielder

Arthur Fiedler use to say close to his last days that "Most people are bores." But: bores = boors = boars. So what did he really mean by "most people are bores"? I will leave it up to everyone to decide for themselves. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

When One Is in a Courtroom

When one is in a courtroom, and the judge is presiding over the court, the subjects of the litigation are grilled on Spitfires by the assembled court. All this is figurative language, of course, that should not be taken literally by literalist elitist scumbags. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Students with ADD, ADHD, and Down's Syndrome

Students with ADD, should be taught separate from students with ADHD, and students with Down's Syndrome, should be taught separate, also. But, each group should be given the best education possible, because students with ADD, ADHD, and Down's Syndrome are very smart, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Students with AND and ANHD

Students who suffer from AND (Attention Nondeficit Disorder) should be taught separate from students who suffer from ANHD (Attention Nondeficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Both groups are rarely smart, but both groups should be given the best education possible, keeping in mind, their limited potential. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Kneel and Confess

Kneel and Confess = Nile and (together be) festive. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Gases Consist of Blind Forces

Gases consist of blind forces that are kicked in different directions by light energy. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Sin = Sinuousness = Waviness

Sin = Sinuousness = Waviness. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

The Threat of Manmade Mega Tsunami Generation

There is a real threat of manmade Mega Tsunami generation in the near future: http://www.drgeorgepc.com/TsunamiMegaEvaluation.html Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Have I Been Sited? = The Answer Is, Yes!

Have I been sited? = The answer is, yes! Because I know how the Internet, and the World Wide Web works. In other words, one does not have to be sited in order to be sited. Believe it or not! QED! (6/18/09)

Only the Beak Knows What the Future Holds

Only the beak knows what the future holds for mankind. Believe it or not! QED! (6/19/09)

One Already Paid It

One already paid it. So, jackasses are trying to do it all over again, which is absurd. http://www.unipd.it/en/index.htm Believe it or not! QED! (6/19/09)

My Websites Restore Our Lost Legacies

My websites restore our lost legacies. The combined legacies of the world. Believe it or not! QED! (6/19/09)

Mr George H. Ferreira, the Carpenter

Mr George H. Ferreira, the carpenter = Measuring can also go wrong. My father, Pappy, used to measure the wood accurately using the scientific method for measuring length, etc., but he used to cut the wood wrong. I guess that he was trying to tell me that science can also go wrong, because he knew that I wanted to be a scientist. Believe it or not! QED! (6/19/09)

The General Theory of All Knowledge

The General Theory of All Knowledge = The Ferreira Genesis Equation = (0 = 0/0 = X = 0/0 = 0), where 0 (nothing) equals zero, and X equals anything, and everything possible. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

A Pothound = One Who Goes for the Whole Pot

A pothound = One who goes for the whole pot = Jackpot. I won the Jackpot a long time ago. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

The National Rifle Association

The National Rifle Association should become the Bill of Rights Counterterrorism Cyber Warfare Research Association. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

The Willie Gill Syndrome

The Willie Gill Syndrome is a psychiatric disorder, whereby, if you tell someone with the Willie Gill Syndrome, an original (dormant) idea, they might return the favor by trying to harm one, or even have one killed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Tar Is Probably Worth More than Its Weight in Gold

Tar is probably worth more than its weight in gold, silver, etc. For example, the tar pits (pitch lakes) at La Brae, in Southern Trinidad and Tobago in the West Indies, and throughout the world, are worth more than their weight in gold and silver, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Capeach = You Cannot Speak, But Do You Understand?

Capeach = You can not speak, but do you understand? Yes! Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

The Sphinx Says

The Sphinx says that you can now speak. Believe it or not! QED!

Monster = World Star

Monster = World star. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Shark = Ship's Ark

Shark = Ship's ark = Ark of the covenant. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
www.philophysics.com

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