The Oath of Allegiance to the US (UN) Constitution Trumps Any Pledges of Allegiances, Period

The Oath of Allegiance to the US (UN) Constitution Trumps any pledges of allegiances, period. May the Source be with you! QED! (6/20/09)

Ancestry = Anti Iron and Lead Spectral Lines

Ancestry = Anti Cestus Tree = Anti Iron and Lead Bands fisted-tree = Anti Iron and Lead Spectral Lines. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Idiot = Old-Time Ideas

Idiot = Ideas Old-Time = Old-Time Ideas. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Idiot Savant = Ideas Old-Time Wise

Idiot Savant = Ideas Old-Time Wise = Old School Scholars. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

The Best Outcome For the World

The best outcome for the world is stalemate, period, because if nobody wins, we all come out winners. Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

Semiotics = Signal Corps (Corpses)

The whole of the English language is: Semiotics = Signal corps (corpses). And, I believe that all forms of languages (codes) are: Semiotics = Signal corps (corpses). Believe it or not! QED! (6/20/09)

P-Words = Pi-Words = Can Have Many meanings

P-words = Pi-words = Can have many meanings. And, at their extremes, they have opposite meanings. For example, pirate! can mean: Pirate! run from pirate!, but it can also mean: Pirate! do not run from pirate! In other words, pirates can be good or bad, or any where in between. Believe it or not! QED! (6/21/09)

Piranha! = Pi Ran Na!

Piranha! = Pi Ran Na! = Piranha! Do run from pi runner! But, can also mean: Piranha! = Piranha! Do not run from pi runner! This is because some piranhas are good, while some piranhas are bad, and some are anywhere in between. Believe it or not! QED! (6/21/09)

Sublime = Under (the) Limestone

Sublime = Under (the) limestone (there might be tar rivers and lakes too, because tar rivers and lakes run underground throughout the world). Believe it or not! QED! (6/21/09)

Semiotics = Semi Idiotics

Semiotics = Half idiotics = On/Off Signal Corps (Corpses) = Old-time mathematics. Believe it or not! QED! (6/21/09)

Piforeskin

Piforeskin = Good and bad piname = Scary stuff, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Pipenis

Pipenis = Good and bad piname = Scary stuff, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Piballs

Piballs = Good and bad piname = Scary stuff. indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Pimouth

Pimouth = Good and bad piname = Scary stuff, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Pinames in General

Pinames is general = Good and bad semiotics = Scary stuff, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Plymouth Bay = Plying the Mouth of Plymouth Bay= Navigating the Mouth of Plymouth Bay

Plymouth Bay = Plying the mouth of Plymouth Bay = Navigating the mouth of Plymouth Bay. Believe it on not! QED! (6/22/09)

Plymouth Rock = Plying the Rock of Ages

Plymouth Rock = Plying the Rock of Ages = Prufrock, the main character in T. S. Eliot's The Wasteland. Believe it on not! QED! (6/22/09)

GMT = Greenwich Mean Time = Green Age Means Time

GMT = Greenwich Mean Time = Green age means time (to turn the tree of life to face upwards towards the Sun, because it is now Summertime in the Northern Latitudes). Lines of Latitudes are figures of speech, and should not be taken literally by literalist elitist scumbags, although they have literal meanings as well. Also, the term literalist elitist scumbags should not be taken literally by literalist elitist scumbags. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

We Are All Nuckleheads

We are all nuckleheads, because we are all knocking each other's heads with the iron and lead bands' spectral lines. Believe it or not! QED! 6/22/09)

When One Buys Medications

When one buys medications, period, one is playing Russian Roulette with one's life, because: Medications =X, where X equals anything possible, including poison, etc. Buy medications (Generic drugs) from legitimate pharmacies in one's local pharmacies, in person. Read labels carefully, and make sure that the cover is sealed. Use probability and statistics to judge one's risk of being poisoned, etc. by unscrupulous professionals in general, because poison, etc. should be taken figuratively, and not literally, although poisons, etc. hold real dangers to one's health and well-being. Believe it or not! QED! 6/22/09)

There Is Nothing Wrong (Round) About the Homeless

The Is nothing wrong (round) about the homeless people, in general, because all homeless people were forced into the streets by the political, economic, educational, and other institutions of the world for being too damn smart. Believe it or not! QED! 6/22/09)

Psychologists and Psychiatrists Are Slivers

Psychologists and psychiatrists like to put patients (clients) on guilt trips, and victimization trails, because psychologists and psychiatrists are slivers. And, so are the clergy. Believe it or not! QED! 6/22/09)

Piterrorist = Pi Terra Firmarists

Piterrorists = Pi Terra Firmarists = Pirates who are on solid ground = Solid grounders. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Pi Everything, Because Pi Wins

Pi everything, because pi wins. I mean it figuratively (figures of speech), of course, and not literally. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Following the Letter of the Law

Following the Letter of the Law includes the fig leaf, and the fig tree, which are about figuring, and figuring is about figures of speech (metaphors, similes, analogies, etc.), which are about mathematics, because to figure is to do mathematics. Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

What Is Wrong (Round) with the Ass?

What is wrong (round) with the ass? Why do you hate the ass so much? What has the ass done to you? Is the ass violent? Is the ass trying to kick the ass driver, or get the load off its back? Why is the ass stubborn? Who or what is the ass? What is wrong (round) with holy scriptures? What is wrong (round) with the anus? Why is the anus dirty (earthy)? Please answer these questions for yourselves! Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

Who = (The) World Health Organization (Is You)

Who = (The) World Health Organization (Is You). Believe it or not! QED! (6/22/09)

PiForeskins Research

Please don't turn piforeskins into pies, because piforeskins should not be taken literally by literalist elitist scumbags. Piforeskins Research

Do You Dig It? Do You Get Where I Am Coming From?

This is Mike Papa Ferreira of Routine Thought Patrol, Signing on for the day from the Delmava Peninsula. This is DPS, the Delmava Programing Service. Tonette = 123 - 1234 - 34 Break it on down 4321 - 321 - 21 Tonette Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Figurative Speech and Writing, etc.

Please don't take any of my speeches, writings, etc., literally, because all my writings, etc., should be taken figuratively, and not literally by literalist elitist scumbags. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Tonette = Turn the Tonette Around and Play

Tonette = Turn the Tonette around and play in order to break it on down. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

He = Hebrew

He = Hebrew. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

New = Nubian

New = Nubian. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

They = Day

They = Day. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

We = French for Yes

We is French for yes. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Yes = Yesterday

Yes = Yesterday. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Euthanasia = You tan Asia

Euthanasia = You Tan Asia. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Egad = Electronic Gods = PPCs

Egad = Electronic Gods = PPCs. So, what is new under the Sun! Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Good Night = Good Knight

Good night = Good knight. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! 6/23/09)

Doctor Strange Love

Doctor Strange Love = The key was "Vital Juices." = Homo Sapiens = One's vital juices are being sapped. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Homo Sapiens = One Sap Pi n(s)

Homo Sapiens = One sap pi n(s) = One source for the vital juices = the source of the hominid sperm and egg = n, where n equals the Nile Valley. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Troupes = Troops

Troupes of monkeys, troupes of chimpanzees, troupes of soldiers, troupes of police, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Gangs Are Troupes (Troops)

Gangs are troupes (troops) of Homo Sapiens, and other hominids (homonids). Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Literalist Elitists Scumbags

Literalist elitists scumbags: What is wrong (round) with being a servant or slave, etc.? I will leave it to the literalist elitist scumbags to answer that question for themselves. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

I Have Been Sitting on Top of the Garbage Heap

I have been sitting on top of the garbage heap for a very long time now. 2/10/51. I pied everything already! Read my books, and my websites. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

We Are All Chemically Dependent

We are all chemically dependent, because we all eat foods, which consist of chemicals that we all depend on for survival. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

If You Hate My Guts, Then You Hate My Shit

If you hate my guts, then you hate my shit, but why do you hate my shit? What about your shit? By the way: Guts = GUTs = Grand Unified Theories. Yes, it is all about shit. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Priest Long Ago, Used to Study the Entrails of Animals

Priests, etc., long ago, used to study the entrails of animals and humans in order to determine (discover) their GUTs, where GUTs = Grand Unified Theories. In other words, it is all about shit. Do you agree? Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Literalist Elitist Scumbags Are Hung Up on Words

Literalist elitist scumbags are hung up on words, because they do not know the power of figurative speech, writing, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Pi Trumps Everything

Pi trumps everything, and that is why pirates were obsessed with pi. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
www.philophysics.com

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