Good Night = Good Knight

Good night = Good knight. So, what is new under the Sun? Believe it or not! QED! 6/23/09)

Doctor Strange Love

Doctor Strange Love = The key was "Vital Juices." = Homo Sapiens = One's vital juices are being sapped. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Homo Sapiens = One Sap Pi n(s)

Homo Sapiens = One sap pi n(s) = One source for the vital juices = the source of the hominid sperm and egg = n, where n equals the Nile Valley. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Troupes = Troops

Troupes of monkeys, troupes of chimpanzees, troupes of soldiers, troupes of police, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Gangs Are Troupes (Troops)

Gangs are troupes (troops) of Homo Sapiens, and other hominids (homonids). Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

I Have Been Sitting on Top of the Garbage Heap

I have been sitting on top of the garbage heap for a very long time now. 2/10/51. I pied everything already! Read my books, and my websites. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

We Are All Chemically Dependent

We are all chemically dependent, because we all eat foods, which consist of chemicals that we all depend on for survival. Believe it or not! QED! (6/23/09)

Priest Long Ago, Used to Study the Entrails of Animals

Priests, etc., long ago, used to study the entrails of animals and humans in order to determine (discover) their GUTs, where GUTs = Grand Unified Theories. In other words, it is all about shit. Do you agree? Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Our Father Who Art in Heaven

Our Father who art in Heaven, means that God is an artist, and he is doing art with the world. Of course, all this should be taken figuratively and not literally, by literalist elitist scumbags. Postmodern Minimalist Philosophy, also known as Neoliberal Arts. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Alzheimer's Sufferers

Alzheimer's sufferers can get lost even though they can see and know where they are, and so can blind people with eye-seeing dogs. Alzheimers sufferers are examples of blind-sighted people, while another example is literalist elitist scumbags. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Do We Have a Republic or a Democracy?

Do we have a republic or a democracy?: Answer = We have both, if we can keep them. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

I Navigate from the Third Eye (I)

I navigate from the third eye, which is inner vision, and only true pirates possess inner vision. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Do Americans Know that There Are Whites Living in Banana Republics?

Do Americans know that there whites living in banana republics? I would like Americans to ponder that for a while. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Blind People and Visual White Noise

Blind people who are blind from birth, see visual noise, which is analogous to audio noise, but visual noise is located in the visual cortex of the brain. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Deaf People Who Are Deaf from Birth

Deaf people who are deaf from birth, perceive audio noise in their audio cortices, and they can relate to what is happening in the visual cortices of people who can see white noise on old-time TV screens. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Bad-Breath Sprays and Stink Bombs

Bad-breath sprays and stink bombs, might be more effective than tear gas, pepper sprays, or tasers, etc. at controlling crowds, and unruly persons. The Chinese had such technology long ago. Bad breath sprays were called dragons' breath (flame or fire). Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Stink Bombs = Bad Odors = Farts, etc.

Stink bombs = Bad odors = Farts, etc. They were delivered by Chinese rockets, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

The US Bill of Rights Trumps the Shield of Immunity From Prosecution

The US Bill of Rights Trumps The Shield of Immunity from prosecution of all government officials at any levels of the government in the USA. Believe it or not! QED! (6/24/09)

Atavism = Entropy, but Recidivism = Forced Entropy

Atavism = Entropy, but Recidivism = Forced entropy. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Being Cheap Up-Front = Survival

Being cheap up-front = Survival = It's All about Survival. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Being Generous Behind = Survival = It's All about Survival

Being Generous Behind = Survival = It's all about survival. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

If Free Electromagnetic Waves Were True

If free electromagnetic waves were true, one would be able to cut the damn things in two with a scissors, when the free electromagnetic waves are at extremely low frequencies, which is ridiculous. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Akhnaton's Hymn to the Sun

Landau and Lifshitz = Land Down and Lift Shits

Landau and Liftshitz textbooks were meant to make physics so difficult for geniuses to make it through the education system that countries that used Landau and Liftshits type textbooks would collapse. It was meant to be used against USSR only, but it spread beyond the borders of the USSR. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Pyism = Plyism = What Pirates Do

Pyism = Plyism = What pirates do for a living. Therefore, pirates should be given sinecure jobs for life. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Black People Are not Manta Rays

Black people are no more manta rays, than loan sharks are sharks. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Finger = Figuring Integers = Figuring Whole Numbers

Finger = Figuring integers = Figuring whole numbers. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Family Trees = Palm Trees

Family trees = Palm trees. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Palm Reading = Reading the Family Tree

Palm reading = Reading the family tree. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Tea Leaves = Truth Leaves

Tea leaves = Truth leaves. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

Astrology = Very Possibly True

Astrology = Very possibly true. Believe it or not! QED! (6/25/09)

The Medium Is the Message = Language Is a Medium

The Medium is the message = Language is a medium = Language is the ultimate medium. Believe it or not! QED! (6/27/09)

Entrails = End Trails = GUTs

Entrails = End trails = GUTs = Grand unified theories. Believe it or not! QED! (6/27/09)

I Seek Immortality by not Dying

I Seek Immortality by not dying. Those who want to go to heaven and sleep in heavenly peace, please do so, and leave the rest of us alone. Please, please, please! Believe it or not! QED! (6/27/09)

Blind People, Who Are Blind from Birth, See Visual White Noise

Blind people who are blind from birth, see visual white noise, which is analogous to audio white noise, but visual white noise is in the visual cortex of the brain. Believe it or not! QED! (6/27/09)

Knowledge Is the True Pirate Chest

Knowledge is the true pirate chest. Believe it or not! QED! (6/27/09)

Bandwidth in Digital Electronics

Bandwidth in digital electronics (XB/t) should should be read as time spread per unit XB, where XB equals the number of bites, and t equals time spread. In other words, XB/t should be read from the right to the left. That is, from the denominator to the numerator. Believe it or not! QED! (6/28/09)

Being too Clean Is Biologically Unhealthy

Being too clean is biologically unhealthy, because being to clean weakens the immune systems of biological organisms, including human beings. Thereby, putting living organisms, including human beings, at risk of developing disease infections of various kinds. However, cleanliness is still the best policy. Believe it or not! QED! (6/28/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
www.philophysics.com

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