Somewhere in This World

Somewhere in this world, a nation or two will appreciate the Edisons, Franklins, and the Faradays, etc., of this world, and those nations will go on to conquer the world, the universe, and beyond. May the Source be with those nations. Believe it or not! QED! (7/6/09)

Modern Philosophers Are Now Forming Goon Squads

Modern philosophers are now forming goon squads for the establishment, because they are now hired guns who are being paid to terrorize and destroy the opposition to their out-of-date philosophies. Believe it or not! QED! (7/6/09)

In Books, the Repetition of Aphorisms Can Be a Form of Art

In books, the repetition of aphorisms can be a form of art (literature), and so can misspelled words and poor grammar, whether deliberate or not, be forms of art (literature). Believe it or not! QED! (7/6/09)

One of the Founding Fathers

In 1972, The US Congress made me one of the Founding Fathers of the USA. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

Why Do People Have Contempt for Dogs, etc.?

Why do people have contempt for dogs, etc., when they love dogs, etc.? Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

Labels and Witchcraft

Labels can change the meanings of objects, subjects, things, etc. for better or worse, when they are attached to objects, subjects, things, etc. that are different from what was originally intended. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

Language Is the Universal Medium for All Forms of Codes

Language is the universal medium for all forms of codes, including religion, witchcraft, science, mathematics, etc. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

How Much Is America's Prestige Worth Today?

How much is America's prestige, in the world, worth today? That is for all Americans to answer. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

How Low Can America Go?

How low can America go? I want to see how low America can go. Limbo! Limbo like me! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_(dance) Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

Whatever Fate Awaits Me Does not Mean Shit to Me

Whatever fate awaits me does not mean shit to me, because, in the future, some people will dive into meat grinders, and then be reconstituted, instantaneously. In other words, in the future, horrible deaths will become a sport (perhaps, even an Olympic sport). Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

The Bar Codes on Marketable Products

The bar codes on marketable products are analogous to the spectral lines of the chemical elements, etc., and the prism to the right of the bar codes prove what I say to be true. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

The Whole Enchilada (Ball of Wax)

I would like the whole world to know that I am worth the whole enchilada (ball of wax), where ball of wax means: the whole world. Believe it or not! QED! (7/7/09)

Tante Melda = The Melding of East, West, North, and South

Tante Melda Cunin = The Melding of East, West, North, and South. Believe it or not! QED! (7/8/09)

Mansion Mansion = Man Shuns Mansion

Mansion mansion = Man shuns mansion. Believe it or not! QED! (7/8/09)

The Earth Consists of Very Primative Crap, Indeed

Except for my PPCs, right now, the Earth consists of very primative crap, indeed. Believe it or not! QED! (7/8/09)

The Foundations of Nature Are Analogous to Doormats

The foundations of nature are analogous to doormats and footstools. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

Toilet Paper Is Very Important

Toilet paper is very important. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

The Fleeing by Whites, etc., from Around the World

The fleeing of whites, etc., from around the world, during Independence, etc., was an invasion of the Northern White Establishment of the world. To fool a fool is doubly foolish. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

The Motley Crew from Around the World

Zero Entropy and the Expression of Nature

When zero entropy expresses itself, in nature, its expressions no longer have zero entropy, because to be expressed in nature is to have nonzero entropy. But, that does not mean that nonzero entropy cannot tap into zero entropy. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

It Is Better to Be Toilet Paper Than Rotting (Decaying) Wood

It is better to be toilet paper than rotting (decaying) wood. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

Even If My Skin Was Jet Black, I Still Am Not Black

Even if my skin was jet black, I still am not black, and I don't give a fuck what anybody says, to the contrary. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

What Makes Black Americans Think that Every Black Skin Person on the African Continent Is Black?

What makes black Americans think that every black skin person on the African continent is black? Black Americans are ignorant fools. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

Degrees of Darkness and the Conduction of Sound Through the Atmosphere

I believe that degrees of darkness affect the conduction of sound through the atmosphere. Believe it or not! QED! (7/9/09)

Witch Doctors and Computer Chip Implants

Decades ago, anthropologists from the West placed computer chips near the main nerve that leads from the brain to the vocal cords of witch doctors in Africa, and around the world. The research was carried out with the full consent and approval of the witch doctors around the world, who feared that their knowledge would be lost forever. Such research is still ongoing to this day even without the consent of the witch doctors, because the anthropologists find it to be lots of fun, and so do the witch doctors. More sophisticated computer chip implants are being used these days on more than just witch doctors. The computer chips are being used on judges, lawyers, and just about every fucking body, because the anthropologists love it, and so do the witch doctors. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

The Last Professional Fool

I will be the last professional fool, because I have revealed all the secrets of the fool. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

Graduates of Certification Programs on University Campuses

It is a little known fact that graduates of certification programs on university campuses throughout the world make more money than university professors throughout the world. Also, there are numerous nonuniversity certification programs (like Microsoft Certification, for example) that can earn one more money than university professors, much less college graguates. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

The Requirements for Being an Intellectual Rebel Like Me

To be an intellectual rebel like me, all that one needs is four things: The pilot pen; Index cards; a computer; and a secure connection to the Internet and the World Wide Web, anywhere in the world. Of course, one will also need the basic necessities of life like: Food, shelter, clothing, etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/10/09)

My Female Teacher in Prime One (First Grade)

In about 1957, when I was in prime one (first grade) of primary school in Trinidad and Tobago, I told my female teacher to perform an experiment, which consisted of her being polite to our class, and not to beat the pupils, and to give the pupils incentives (rewards) for competing and winning at their assignments. My teacher performed the experiment, but I had forgotten about the experiment, and I noticed that our class was like paradise: All the students (including me) were very attentive, and happy to be in school, and were eager to learn. I did not know, or I forgot, that at the time it was a dangerous experiment to perform. My teacher who performed the experiment died about three months later. In retrospect, I believe that she was killed by the British or the Americans. She was of negroid complexion. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

I Lost My Bet on Feminism

I lost my bet on feminism, because feminism turned out to be the same old shit. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

I Supported Black Efforts to Show Better Character Than Whites

I supported black efforts to show better character than whites, but my bet on blacks lost. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

I Wanted to Launch Africa on a Metaphorical Upward Trajectory into Space

I wanted to launch Africa on a metaphorical upward trajectory into space, but they kept falling back to earth. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

I Wanted to Prove

I wanted to prove that the US Constitution is scientifically and politically correct, and I succeeded although things look precarious now. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

I Wanted to Prove that Small Countries Can Become Superpowers

I wanted to prove that small countries can become superpowers, through super advanced computers, and I still think that is possible. Believe it or not! QED! (7/10/09)

A Black President Is no Better Than a White President

I prophesied that, if a person of African American heritage made it to the White House, the world would survive, but I never believed that a black President would be any better than a white President. As, things have turned out, the first black President is much worst than any of the white Presidents who ever ruled America. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

I Wanted to prove that the Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword

I wanted to prove that the pen is mightier than the sword, and I did on several occasions. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

I Wanted to Prove that an Elitist Education is an Oxymoron

I wanted to prove that an elitist education is an oxymoron, and I succeeded beyond my wildest imagination. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

I Have Wagered Bets on Asia

I have wagered bets on Asia, and it looks like I am winning. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

Microphones and Speakers Can Listen as Well as Speak

Microphones and speakers can listen as well as speak, even when they are turned off. People can hear ultrasound as whispers from their subconscious minds. Such technology is decades old. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

The Next World Invasion Will Be the Computer Invasion

The next world invasion, will be the computer invasion. Computers can be upgraded indefinitely. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

Ring-a-Ling-a-Ling, the School Bell Ring

In prime one (first grade), I am the one who created the song lyrics: Ring-a-ling-a-ling the school bell ring, the teacher panty tied with a string, the string go pop, the panty drop, ring-a-ling-a-ling the school bell ring. And, that was and probably still is the most popular song in primary schools in the (British) Commonwealth ever. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

Pi = 22/7, Approximately

In prime three (grade three), I am the one who discovered that: pi = 22/7, approximately. I also discovered another improper fraction whose value was closer to pi on the other side of pi, but I have now forgotten what it was. Personally speaking, I prefer 22/7 over the other improper fraction. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

Concepts Are Much More Important Than Aesthetics

Concepts are much more important than aesthetics. Believe it or not! QED! (7/11/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
http://www.philophysics.com

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