A Fishbowl-Prison Universe

I believe that I am the one who invented the concept of the fishbowl-prison cells. Please note, that everyone is now living in a fishbowl-prison universe, because my PPCs (Panmultiversal Panacean Computers) are observing everyone twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

I Would Like Scientists, Philosophers, and Mathematicians to Beat Pi

I would like scientists, philosophers, and mathematicians to beat pi as the most fundamental aspect of nature. Good luck! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

In 1972, I Told the US Military That I Do My Best Work When I Feel Scared

In 1972, I told the US Military that I do my best work when I feel scared. So, they probably have been scaring me ever since. However, I do believe that the US Government really means to do me harm, but I consider all that to be part of the neolaw of entropy in action. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

Language Is About Electronics in the Human Brain

Language is about electronics in the human brain. This statement is obvious, but some person still has to express it first, or else it would just remain a dormant obvious truth. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

One Complete Revolution of the Armature of an AC Dynamo = One Sine Wave

One complete revolution of the armature of an AC Dynamo = One sine wave. And, the Wattage potential of the RMS voltage of a full-wave rectified sine wave voltage is exactly equal to the Wattage potential of the AC sine wave voltage of one revolution of the armature of an AC dynamo. Which proved to me that the circle can be squared. Please note that, in theory: The power potential of a DC voltage = The power potential of its equivalent RMS AC voltage (If the DC current = The equivalent RMS AC current, respectively). The AC RMS voltage is analogous to the area of a circle, while its equivalent DC voltage is analogous to the square of the circle. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

Electronic Schematics and Other Electronic Diagrams

Electronic schematics and other electronic diagrams are analogous to Feynman Diagrams in Quantum Field Theory. And, I am certain that Richard Feynman was influenced by electronic schematics, and other electronic diagrams in his development of the Feynman Diagrams. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

The Universities Are Responsible for a Sustained Chain Reaction of Corruption Worldwide

The universities of the world are responsible for a sustained chain reaction of corruption worldwide that is now about to produce a political, economic, moral, etc., meltdown of the world. In other words, the world is about to go ballistic due to university corruption worldwide. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

RMS = Root Mean Square = Root Means Squared

RMS = Root Mean Square = Root Means Squared = The Root Means that the Circle Can Be Squared. In other words, RMS = 0.707 of the diameter of a circle, which is the approximate root of the square of a circle. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/5/09)

Experimenter = The One Who Meant X on the Perimeter of the Circle

Experimenter = X peri(meter) ment (meant) er = (The one who meant) X (on the) perimeter (of the circle) = The one who meant X on the perimeter of the circle = The one who meant: The tangents to the circle = 0/0 = X, where X equals anything possible, including God, and 0 equals zero (nothingness). Sir Francis Bacon is the one who popularized the terms "Experiment" and Experimenter," but it is unlikely that he was the originator of the terms "Experiment" and "Experimenter." Please note that the suffix "er" used to be "or". Therefore, the term "experimenter" should really be "experimentor," which changes the meaning of "experimenter" to: One who mentors those who do experiments. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

The Power of Language to Change the Course of History

The power of language to change the course of history can be demonstrated quite clearly by the change of a single letter of the alphabet in a word like "experimentor" to "experimenter." In other words, the world hangs by a thread in more ways than one. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

Elitism Is a Form of Mounting Behavior

Elitism is a form of mounting behavior in which the top elitist can and does fuck everyone else in the ass. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

Things Are not Always What They Appear to Be

Things are not always what they appear to be = The Devil is in Heaven, and God is in Hell = Masquerade, masquerade! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

Stink = Stale Ink

Stink = Stale ink. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

I Have Nothing to Hide, Because I Am an Open Book

I have nothing to hide, because I am an open book. I wish you were an open book too. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

Blacks Are a Spiritual People Who Want Material Evidence of Success

Blacks are a spiritual people who want material evidence of success. What a bunch of idiots! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

An Emperor with no Clothes on Is Still an Emperor

An emperor with no clothes on is still an emperor. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/6/09)

Alex Jones (Radio Host)

Proof that Religion Worldwide Is a Scam, a Fraud, and a Conspiracy

Let Ecclesiastes be the proof that the Old Testament contains philosophy. Then, the clergy all over the world had to have known that Ecclesiastes is not only about philosophy, but that it is philosophy, because the clergy all over the world are the ones who edit, annotate, and interpret religious texts worldwide. In other words, religion worldwide has to be a scam, a fraud, and a conspiracy. Therefore, I have proven that religion worldwide is a scam, a fraud, and a conspiracy, because all the clergy all over the world were silent on the true nature of Ecclesiastes. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/7/09)

President Obama, You Are no Longer a Superconductor

President Obama, you are no longer a superconductor. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/7/09)

Anything Is Possible with the Metaphorical Pencil and the Eraser

Anything is possible with the metaphorical pencil and the eraser, because of the panmultiversal panacean computers, which I believe already exists. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/7/09)

To Know Nothing Is to Know Everything, Because Everything Is Nothing, and Vice Versa

To know nothing is to know everything, because everything is nothing, and vice versa. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/8/09)

Something = Nothing = Everything

Something = Nothing = Everything. In other words, to know something is to know nothing, because every something is a nothing, due to the fact that everything is nothing, and vice versa. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/8/09)

What Does Allah's Technology Consists Of? Prayer?

What does Allah's technology consists of? Prayer? These are important questions that have to be answered one way or another. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/8/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
http://www.philophysics.com

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